There really is a Father Chrismas if you BELIEVE.
Believe me, there AIN'T no freaking Sandy Claws.
He who says ain't instead of isn't is a little bit UNDEREDUCATED.
Being undereducated is, fortunately, a REVERSIBLE condition.
The present is not reversible, so do something for the FUTURE today.
TODAY is yesterday's future.
If you live well today, you will sleep well TONIGHT.
Tonight our REVELS are ended.
why revels? LIFE is sorrow.
Life is a pit-stop on the ROAD to oblivion.
The road to Iraq is paved with GREED.
He who has greed but no HUMOUR makes a poor lover
snood, you must be in the wrong thread; humour must be in your quote, and a new word highlighted.
Without humour to leaven our hardships, life would often be UNBEARABLE.
When life becomes unbearable imagine everyone you see is WALKING around naked.
Half the AGONY of living is walking.
There is more agony in imagining all these ugly people naked than in just SUFFERING through life.
We are HEALED of a suffering only by exulting
We are never fully healed of our SINFUL tendencies.
