Trying to lead a good and satisfying LIFE is a never ending process.
What life hasn't thrown at you, DEATH will.
Death is the UNDISCOVERED country.
The only undiscovered territory in this world is that in your own BRAIN.
"You might like COCAINE, but your brain doesnt."
YOur brain might not like cocaine, but it won't care when its USING it.
"Picking your NOSE is a bad habit, but using drugs is worse."
"Picking your NOSE is a bad habit, but using drugs is worse."
Follow your nose; it always KNOWS!
(Sorry, Toucan Sam.)
No one knows their ultimate DESTINY.
If you are interested in destiny, follow the lives of the rich and FAMOUS.
Being famous means you can say goodbye to PRIVACY.
When does privacy become LONELINESS?
Loneliness is preferable to being in an abusive RELATIONSHIP.
A bilious man should nurture a good relationship with his FOOD.
Good food, good companions, good conversation, make for a GREAT evening.
THEY're great!
(Sorry, Tony the Tiger.)
"They say you shouldn't JUDGE a book by its cover, but what if the cover is me?"
Too often we may judge others on the basis of superficial APPEARANCES.
"Your first appearances matter most to new PEOPLE you meet."