The only good nonsense is truly DUMB nonsense.
Some people are so dumb they are NUMB.
When your numb you don't FEEL anything.
Look at what you feel, touch what you HEAR, and listen to your vision.
I hear the sound of DISTANT bums.
Distant minds are a terrible thing to WASTE.
Our CONTINUOUS waste imperils our environment
Life is a continuous LEARNING curve
Life is a learning experience, but not everything you study will be on the FINAL exam.
None of us really ever has the final WORD
Never use TEN words when one word will do.
If he ain't wearin' a ten gallon HAT, he ain't a real Texan
wear a hat if the sun's too HOT!!!
Don't wait' til Easter to eat Hot CROSS Buns
The call them Cross pens, cause when they are LOST you get cross!
JOY is when you find something you thought you had lost forever
The joy of innocence gives HOPE.
Hope springs eternal, but PATIENCE is fleeting
PATIENCE
A Dr. without patience has no INCOME
A Large Income Brings a person HAPPINESS[i guess]; But what if a person is just happy? Does it mean that he has large Income>?