CLOTHES
Clothes need to cover what most SHOULD never see. (OH MY!)
( I love that one, Eccles
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Clothes may not 'make the man', but most men look better with them on.
pipped by jtf...
Should you ever find yourself FAMOUS, remember my name.
thanks
Should you wish to be the most famous person in the world, there is only one thing you must do. Kill all people but three , lock your 3 remaining VICTIMS in rooms fifty miles apart and visit them every few months to offer food.
Verily, I say you will be the most famous person on Earth.
Earth will be the final FRONTIER when man figures out it will take 10,000 years to get to the next planet that has intelligent life.
DEATH, the final frontier
Every month that you spend avoiding smoking or drinking or eating unhealthy foods will POSTPONE death by about 24 hours. Yippee, another day in the nursing home.
To postpone the inevitable only makes TOMORROW a real mutha of a day!
TODAY is Yesterday's tomorrow.
Today, yesterday, tomorrow are RELATIVE to where you are now.
Relative something EVERYONE is in West Virginia.
Everyone has SECRETS they hide from the world.
The secret about secrets is KEEPING your mouth shut.
We think we are keeping PETS, but they know they keep us.
When we start looking like our pets, we should make sure we CHOOSE beautiful ones.
It is not always WISE to choose the obvious.
A wise man knows his LIMITATIONS and avoids them.
Some place their limitations sky high, Being in SPACE may be a better limit.
Invade someone's private space, and they are likely to see you as a PEST.
Integrated pest management KEEPING pest out of our food.
