Stress and strain sometimes bring GAIN, as the brain is energized to solve situations quickly.
Short-term gain is achieved at the price of long-term RESPECT.
Show respect to people on the way up, you might meet them on the way DOWN.
There is no such thing as rock BOTTOM; one can always burrow further down.
It's not how many times you hit bottom it's how many times you BOUNCE back.
A bounce is more important than a HIT.
To be considered a hit at the box office, a movie doesn't have to be artistically good, it just has to make MONEY.
Money is the root of all POSSESSIONS.
If you allow yourself to be ruled by your possessions, you will have LOST control over your life.
A tooth lost is a dentist's FEE gained.
Fee is FREE without the R.
Free birds often are CAUGHT.
IT'S better to be caught on fire than to be caught watching OPRAH Winfrey.
Even if the the main DOOR of opportunity slams shut, you can always SQUEEZE in through the dog door
SQUEEZE
Squeeze the right thing in the right way, and you may be TALKING about the next thing the pops up.
Talking will get you nowhere. That is, of course, unless you're a bl**dy good LIAR
To be a good liar, you've got to have a great MEMORY.
Memory makes the prostitute a VIRGIN
Wildfires THREATEN our virgin forests--don't hike and smoke.
