Why puzzle over the chicken and the egg conundrum, when you could just have black FOREST gâteau instead.
If you can't see the forest for the trees, perhaps you need to BACK up.
Back up, little Suzy, back up! Your mama wasn't so COLD!
Cold hearts need to be STEAMED, not frozen.
A steamed PUDDING on a cold day is like the kiss of a beloved.
Puddings Are Nice Only When They Are FRESH.
A fresh breeze WAKES a mind at ease.
The MOON Sleeps When The Sun Wakes Up
Half a moon is on, and is better than no STARS
Stars On 45 is lost on the YOUTH of today.
The Youth Will Rule The FUTURE
Future OFFSPRING of today's youth will outlive you to rule yet another age
The Offspring of Cain are the Cainites, the offspring of Abel are in hell, and the offspring of an unknown guy in the 'Please them sleaze them hotel' are FOX news watchers.
There Comes A Day When Offsprings Become PARENTS
Parents worst NIGHTMARES often center around their offspring putting them into homes
Nightmares are the ANXIETIES that haunt our slumbers
Anxieties are the shouts of an unrested MIND.
(However, Hey-Ya, you were pipped, my friend, but we'll carry on with your word)
TRAVEL is the best therapy
