If you take care of the zebus, aardvarks will never TROUBLE you.
A rose by any other surname would smell as SWEET. Except, perhaps, Roobottom.
Sweets to the sweet, and LEMONS to the acid tongued
When life is giving you lemons, throw them back while singing 'WAITING for a train' maniacally.
Waiting for a train brings on the URGE to drown kittens, especially if it's Amtrak.
Nothing says 'I've got an urge' so seductively as PILE cream.
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A pile of cream is best when WHIPPED.
Rocky Marciano whipped a FIGHTER or two back in the fifties.
Be a chartered ACCOUNTANT, not a fighter.
Accountants and furriers both SMELL, but money smells better than coney.
Smell the grease, roar at the AUTO mechanic.
An auto in the driveway equals FREEDOM.
Freedom is just ANOTHER word for you have to decide what to do!.
If you were another man, I'd slap you. As you're you, I think I'll TIP something over you, too.
Tip your WAITPERSON, but only if they either amuse you or actually give you great service.
The waitpersons idea of one minute is a very LONG minute.
a long time for me can be a SHORT time for you.
A short cut can turn out to be the LONG way around
Long is relative, CLEARLY.
