The change of life changes LIFE
Life is too short to OWN a lawnmower.
Lawnmowers are mindless creatures.
All VIOLENCE is mindless.
Violence, is what you have after BREAKFAST when you eating nothing *****.
Breakfast TV is like an APPLE rotting over standing water, in the middle of nowhere.
The apple of your EYE might turn out to be a real peach.
Eye problems are generally due to lack of VISION.
Lack of vision is the bane of CREATIVITY
Creativity is the bane of REPUBLICANS
Republicans show that de-evolution is POSSIBLE.
Possible de-evolution has already been PROVEN beyond a shadow of a doubt by Bush Jr.
It's been proven that Bush Jr. thinks that CANADA is a funny dad.
Canada is not a funny dad, we BELIEVE that Bush Jr. needs some tough love.
We believe that children are the future. Heheheh, we have a lot of PLANS for the future.
LIFE gets in the way of plans
Rare is AS Well-done does.
"i think i'm done; i'm starting to feel a bit 'brown'!"
Brown SKIES at night..., I forget the rest.