GATHERS
He who gathers to much will have to much TRASH
Trash my reputation and you STEAL my good name.
To steal is to sell your soul for GOLF balls.
Watching a game of golf is about as EXCITING as watching the grass grow
To make a SPLASH in the pond, try exciting ducks.
SPLASH
A splash in the gold pond may leave the ducks quacked up
Up to no good is a MATTER of opinion.
It is mind over matter, if you don't MIND it won't matter.
Pay no mind, but CAST a shadow
An irritating cast on your ARM is still better than one behind you on stage.
Don't LEND me a hand when I'd rather have an arm.
I can lend you a LOAN today if you can pay me back yesterday.
Loan sharks take big BITES.
Kisses are like MOSQUITO bites, trailing red.
A mosquito bite is worse than its ROAR.
Roar like a tiger, and you'll be CAGED.
A caged MONGOOSE and a ventriloquist's dummy do not make good companions.
A mongoose in Totnes is always a LONESOME one.
A dog that farts is more lonesome than SOUGHT after
'I sought peace by LIVING by war.
