Right off I can think of, "Shut your pie hole" and "Don't make me stop the car."
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GorDie
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Sat 11 Jul, 2015 09:17 pm
@edgarblythe,
"I already did it."
"I will be there."
"Are you busy?"
"I was thinking the same thing."
"Your parents called." _ and no cynical tone, undertone or comment.
Who's up for pizza?
No. You have the last slice.
I baked your favorite cookies.
Sorry. ______ didn't fart. That was me.
I stumbled on this book/CD/tshirt/etc... and thought of you. Enjoy.
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ehBeth
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Sun 12 Jul, 2015 09:41 am
@edgarblythe,
Turn the light on when you read.
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edgarblythe
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Sun 12 Jul, 2015 09:43 am
I'm not angry that you exploded a cherry bomb in the microwave. Come down out of that tree, now. I'm not going to hit you.
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chai2
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Sun 12 Jul, 2015 10:12 am
Don't set your hair on fire again (long story)
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Roberta
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Mon 13 Jul, 2015 05:31 pm
"You're a good kid." Or, "You good kid, you." My father to me. Highest praise.
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ehBeth
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Mon 13 Jul, 2015 07:18 pm
Look both ways.
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FBM
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Mon 13 Jul, 2015 07:36 pm
Or if you're Bill Cosby: "Here. I got you a drink."
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tsarstepan
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Thu 16 Jul, 2015 03:16 am
@edgarblythe,
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Clean your special bedroom toys after each use.
Juggling cobras, burning chainsaws, babies, and grenades doesn't make for a lengthy career.