d6 to d5 (queen rips the bones from the body of the white knight, and dines on his horse's meat after the slaughter)
Aah, now we're getting some good fun bloodshed going. :cool:
Yay, you fell into my trap and just lost your queen!
d3-h7
check!
You're right, bloodshed is fun. Losing your queen next move has been planned for a while, do I ravage her before the bloodshed?
Pretty impressive Craven.
Oh ****!
Good move, you sneaky bastard. Ravage away.
It ain't over yet though!
g8 to h7
Nah, it's over, I'm big on queens and there are a couple of good traps coming up.
d1-d5, your queen is deflowered and consumed, leaving only a clattering skeleton.
Okay, I heard you say in another thread that you are getting drunk right now, so I figure this is a good time to try to get myself back in this game.
e8 to e7
Verytrue, alcohol is the only substance that has caused me to lose games in the past.
a1-c1
Why don't you have a few more drinks while I try to figure a way out of this predicament then.
I think it's going to be a while. I seem to have a lot of damn work to do here today. Don't these people realize I have important personal diversions to attend to?!
Damn them! You could say that I am threatening you with _(think of something manic)_ if you don't spend your time figuring out your response to Craven's move. I wonder how they would react?
Otherwise, you can say that this has something to do with building 'team spirit.'
Thanks a lot, Drom! Now I've been fired!
Oh well, at least I'll have more time for chess.
a8 to c8
No problem! This will benefit you many times fold. To-day is the first day of the rest of... Yom Kippur?
This game is over.
****.
c7 to b6.
pfft
It was over before it began. Grunts and stuff.
f3-g5
check
The only possible move you have is:
h6-g7
So my next move is c1-c6, taking your knight.
Oh, you need good luck, Kicky, else you'll come nearer to giving the wrong impression to Occom than ever before ;D!
What I needed is the good sense not to challenge somebody like Craven at such an analytical game. It looks like I'll be proclaiming my love for OCCOM Bill. :sad:
By the way, Craven, my move was H7 to G8, and your next move was f6 to e7, I believe.
Quite right, yours was h7-g8, but mine really was c1-c6, the move you suggest would kill my queen with the knight on c6, that's why I'm killin' the knight
Your knight and your rook for my rook
Your next move is supposed to be either c8-c6 or d7-c6 to at least get a rook out of the deal
If you choose either my subsequent move is f6-e7
