No wait, f8 to e7. Okay, that's my final answer.
g1-f3
You do realize that blindfolded is out right? You can draw it out on paper and such.
King to G8, rook to f8.
Yeah, I've got it all drawn out.
Oh, now you've angered me.
e6 to d5 (gobbles pawn down like a fat man eating oysters on all-you-can-eat night.)
*Visualises the board*
This just could be another chance to gamble.
Fine, if I win Kicky, you have to put this in your signature for a whole week:
"OCCOM BILL nobody loves me like you do, I ain't got ****-else to that helps when I'm depressed. I even have your name tatooed across my chest."
d4-c5
Háhahah. Kicky, do you have any stipulations? I won't bet, but I'll be the neutral book-keeper, etc. I will say, though, that it seems to me that Craven has a few strategies lined up already, to get votes in for him, and, later, drunkenly try to get him to throw the game while raving on about the 'commonwealth' that he and I could build.
Aah, I like this. Now it's getting interesting.
Craven, I will take that bet, as long as you agree to put the following in your sig line for a week if you lose.
"The only time I feel truly alive is when I'm dancing around in my pink panties singing show tunes. Want to know more? Just ask!"
e7 to c5. bishop takes pawn.
Oh, and if anyone else wants in on the action, whoever bets against me has to have the following in their sig lines for a week, in all caps, if I win.
"KICKYCAN IS MY HERO, MY IDOL, AND MY GOD. I WORSHIP HIM DAY AND NIGHT."
Is it a deal?
Ooh, this is getting interesting.
I'm in. But that means the loser has to turn on sigs as well, won't count to put it in thw sig and keep the sig hidden.
Okay, no tricks. I'm in. Are you sure you can handle being saddled with that sig line for a whole week, Craven?
B7 to B5.
I wish to up the ante. Here's the new decreed sig:
"OCCOM BILL nobody loves me like you do not even Gus, I ain't got ****-else to that helps when I'm depressed. I even have your name tatooed across my chest."
b2-b4