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Tue 6 Jul, 2004 05:00 pm
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is, so ! they would know when they found one. (Good on ya, mate!!!!)
An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, O sage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country.!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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This is going around in e-mail, I don't know how old it is, but I wanted to share it here.
Sigh...
I should have said, "
whether or not this actually happened, what a nice sentiment",
which is why I posted it.
It is an apt description of the country as it has been historically known.
Quote:Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes.
I doubt you would find many Australians expressing sentiments like those.
"Hmm, my idea of a top night is to relax at home. Yep, gimme a couple of hot dogs, a Britney Spears CD, a Danielle Steel novel, and an NBL game and I'm in heaven."
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:It is an apt description of the country as it has been historically known
... by Americans out to get a good feeling about themselves through no matter what jingoistic mythologising.
I mean ...
"[Americans] are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom."
Do you really
believe that? Don't you think it's just a
little over the top?
This piece makes Americans the doers of all that was good in history and the victims of all that was bad. Never mind that in reality Americans hardly featured on the victim list of Stalin and Mao, and in turn propped up many a "bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world" themselves ...
"Americans [..] also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor,"
Yes it does. Unlike the real, live American immigration officials.
"An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need."
Oh yes. Like the people in Darfur right now, for example. Or the Sierra Leonians or Congolese.
Hey, I dont expect you to save every hungry or violated nation - but then dont claim that you do, either.
"Generosity" is what made America fund and arm the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan, yeah ... right. Strategic interests or enmity towards the Soviets had nothing to do with it. And what that generosity all entails can be easily recounted by many a Chilean or El Salvadoran ... or Native American ... who survived it.
I mean, I'm sorry, this is childish what I'm doing now. Its so easy to pull this piece of nationalist propaganda apart that it almost feels dirty to do so. But if you go rah rah rah over this 'genuine' portrait of your country, do realise that you're acting no differently from, say, the Serb who claims his country is "the cradle of civilisation", the Dutchman who opines that his people are the most reasonable and tolerant in the world, or the Russian who claims his country is the last bulwark against primitivity.
<shrugs>
(no personal offence intended btw, Suzy ... just a pretty near immediate reaction to the piece).
Adrian wrote:"Hmm, my idea of a top night is to relax at home. Yep, gimme a couple of hot dogs, a Britney Spears CD, a Danielle Steel novel, and an NBL game and I'm in heaven."
Hey, I'd be in heaven if you just gimme a couple of Chicago-style hot dogs -- you can skip all the rest of that crap.
If you'd asked, Suzy, I could have warned you.