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for those that think al gore invented the internet

 
 
Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:02 pm
george w bush says
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"The things they can do with sofware are amazing. Right now they are working on something that can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb."

so are there or not squirrels of mass destruction in Iraq?
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:22 pm
The real question is: does Powel have photographs of the squirrels of mass destruction hidden in Iraq???
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:29 pm
Re: for those that think al gore invented the internet
dyslexia wrote:
george w bush says
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"The things they can do with sofware are amazing. Right now they are working on something that can tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb."

so are there or not squirrels of mass destruction in Iraq?


Many of us we use our brains to tell the difference between a squirrell and a president. What we have in office now is a president who is a squirrel.

Maybe the squirrels nuts are bombs? Confused
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:29 pm
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:37 pm
well, obviously the squirrels were disquised as groundhogs and moved (during the night) to kansas.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:45 pm
Does Texas have squirrels?
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 12:12 am
Doglover, did you mean squirrel nuts are bombs? My, they have very small bombs indeed!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 12:15 am
Listening. For, as you know, from tiny acorns we get oak trees, if we have near infinite patience, and if there are no developers around.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:37 am
Some of the squirrels seem to be working for our side, but they might be in trouble (it is kinda dangerous around there)
http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~jester/images/frag-the-squirrel.jpg
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doglover
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 07:58 am
Diane wrote:
Doglover, did you mean squirrel nuts are bombs? My, they have very small bombs indeed!!


Oh yes, Diane. That is indeed what I meant. Those nut bombs may be small but they are extremely powerful. Mr. Green
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 08:23 am
http://img.fark.com/images/squirrel.jpg

Homeland Security employee: "Excuse me, sir, but I'm going to have to search those for concealed weapons of mass destruction."
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 08:44 am
Hey, that's Tom DeLay!

He's NUTS about redistricting...
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2004 11:55 am
DeLay is being investigated here in Texas for financial scandals involving the redistricting.

The way the Republicans cut up my city of Austin into pieces during the redistricting is sickening. It was a poorly-concealed ploy to get Lloyd Dogget out of office... but there are TONS of people here who will fight hard to keep him.

My district now runs all the way south, to the border with Mexico... it's about 250 miles long and narrower than you could believe. Truly a horrible misuse of political power.

Cycloptichorn
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