Maybe Nashville is just Mayberry

Several days ago, three dangerous criminals escaped Nashville's jail.

Nashville's jail is a modern facility, yet these three hardened criminals escaped using the oldest, lamest, only-works-in-the-movies method, and they were successful!

William Clay Bohanan was convicted of two murders near nashville.

Berl Keith McKinnie was convicted of car theft, aggravated sexual assault, and is suspected in a homicide in Chicago.

Billy Leo Potts Jr. was convicted of aggravated robbery and theft.

The convicts devised an escape plan that the police and local news are calling "elaborate."

Just what did they do? They stuffed their spare orange jumpsuits (each inmate receives two) with wadded up newspaper and put the "dummies" under the sheets. Then they crawled through a ventilation grate in the ceiling to escape their cell.

They used a "rope" of tied-together bedsheets to rappel down to the ground.

They accomplished all this (including obtaining 20 bedsheets while in jail) undetected by guards.

It took 2 or 3 days before even one of the three was recaptured.

Did I mention that one of the escapees has a prosthetic foot?

Oh, another of them has a prosthetic leg.

Redefines "handi-capable," doesn't it?