Hmm. If you put Dr Pepper in a pill does it become medicine?
@FBM,
Quote:Y'know, if you put root beer in a square glass, it's just beer.
Ya mean it aint the square root no more? Or now it is the square root? I don't get it, because I NEVER got math, eh?
“One thing: you have to walk, and create the way by your walking; you will not find a ready-made path. It is not so cheap, to reach to the ultimate realization of truth. You will have to create the path by walking yourself; the path is not ready-made, lying there and waiting for you. It is just like the sky: the birds fly, but they don't leave any footprints. You cannot follow them; there are no footprints left behind.”
― Osho
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
@Frank Apisa,
Beware the Jabberwocky !!
@georgeob1,
The statue of Alice in Central Park is one of the most popular spots in the Park...in fact, in all of New York City.
The plaques around the statue have quotes from Jabberwocky.
Unfortunately, the one quoting the one I quoted above...has a misspelling. The word "borogoves" contains an erroneous "r."
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I didn't see Alice when I was in NYC (1968). First I knew of it.
I looked at the mirror and said: Hi, guy! Another nice day without god, eh!
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
none zilch nada null zero
I found him! I found gawd! I found him in the KFC eating a double-down.
Never mind. It's just a guy in Barbara Streisand drag. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Well, I've finished my first cup of coffee of the day and no god has manifested itself so far. This is going to be a good day, looks like.
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@FBM,
FBM wrote:
Well, I've finished my first cup of coffee of the day and no god has manifested itself so far. This is going to be a good day, looks like.
Getting towards the end of the day here. Made it all the way through without any gods popping up. I think I'm in the right country. 55% claim no religion and about 20% of the remainder are Buddhists, who never claim that gods pop up in the first place. Not much of a market for pop-gods over here. I suppose they frequent populations where business is better. Location, location, location.
Oh. On the way to and from Seoul, I saw a shitload of goddesses in mini-skirts, though. What a country...