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Another day when there is no God

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 10:13 am
Brownwood, Texas: Teenager Who Collapsed at School Says He Saw Jesus While Unconscious
Zack Clements, 17, claimed he saw Jesus during a 20-minute period when his heart stopped, according to CBS Local. Clements said he expects to be released from the hospital in the next few days.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 05:23 pm
@edgarblythe,
But did he get his autograph?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 06:11 pm
In this day of electronics the least he could have done is make a little youtube for us.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 06:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
Or take a selfie with him.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 06:45 pm
Well, he only saw him when he was sick. The trick is to be well and see him.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 06:55 pm
@edgarblythe,
If it'd been me, I'd have asked Jeebus, "Why are you ******* around with my health? Stop that ****. I got things to do."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:01 pm
He should be grateful he's not a fig tree.
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:05 pm
@edgarblythe,
Or a money changer.
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layman
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:10 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
He should be grateful he's not a fig tree.


Ed, I'm guessing that is some allusion to biblical scripture. If so, I gotta hand it to ya---you know a lot more about the bible than I do, ya damn atheist, ya.

I aint never read the bible, and, at this point, I don't expect that I ever will. But, if I hang around these atheist threads, maybe I can get schooled on the topic a little by osmosis, or sumthin, eh?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:11 pm
A herd of swine.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:14 pm
@layman,
I attended church faithfully for a few years and I read much of the Bible, plus a collection of books that told the entire Bible in language for a twelve year old' s reading level.
timur
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:17 pm
@edgarblythe,
As an aside, my experience on A2K tells me that the atheists are a lot more knowledgeable about the bible than the die-hard Christians.

One needs to know what he is talking about before opening his mouth..
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:20 pm
@timur,
Breasts like pomegranates were in high demand in the book of Solomon.
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FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:24 pm
Ol' Zeke had it going on, too:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:26 pm
@FBM,
Is that a literal translation? Confused
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:27 pm
I never made it through genesis. Catholics didn't have to, though.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:28 pm
@ossobuco,
Not even the part about adam's rib?
FBM
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:32 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Is that a literal translation? Confused


All the English versions are pretty much the same: http://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
Not that I remember. It was a litany of names.

The couch was sort of prickly though, so my patience wasn't long.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2015 07:40 pm
@FBM,
My twelve year old's version of it left out that part and the minister certainly wasn't talking.
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