@dagmaraka,
Question:
Log on........Adding wood to make the barbie hotter
Log off........Not adding any more wood to the barbie
Monitor.......Keeping an eye on the barbie
Download... Getting the firewood off the ute
Hard drive...Making the trip home without cold beer
Keyboard.... Where you hang the ute keys
Windows..... What you shut when the weathers cold
Screen..........What you shut in mozzie season
Byte..... …… What mozzies do
Megabyte......What Alabama mozzies do
Chip..............A bar snack
Microchip.....What’s left in the bag after you've eaten the fries
Modem.........What you did to the lawns
Laptop..........Where the cat sleeps
Software.......Plastic knives and forks you get at MacDonald’s
Hardware......Stainless steel knives and forks--from Kmart
Mouse...........The small rodent that eats the dry dog food in the shed
Mainframe.....What holds the shed up
Web...............What spiders make
Website……… Usually in the shed
Search engine...What you do when the ute wont go
Cursor..............What you say when the ute wont go
Yahoo..............What you say when the ute does go
Upgrade...........A steep hill
User.................The neighbor who keeps borrowing things
Network……......What you do when you need to repair the fishing net
Internet............Where you want the fish to go
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