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Setanta
 
Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 04:08 am
I made toast for breakfast, and one slice clearly showed the Baby Jesus in the lap of the Virgin Mary . . . on Mars. Whom should i contact?
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FBM
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 04:16 am
@Setanta,
Either the Vatican ambassadors at NASA or the NASA reps at the Vatican. Not sure. Helluva dilemma. Thanks, Obama.
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contrex
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 05:35 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Whom should i contact?

The Swiss psychologist Dr Hermann Rorschach, possibly.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 06:26 am
The baker. Ask for a refund.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 08:14 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Whom should i contact?


Probably that halfwit Gunga-snake.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 08:15 am
@jcboy,
BEST ANSWER!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 10:56 am
I think you should stare at your belly button and contact yourself.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 11:22 am
@Setanta,
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 12:56 pm
@Setanta,
Baby Jesus on a piece of toast, eh?

I was halfway through breakfast once, when I suddenly noticed Mary Magdalene on one end of my sausage.

Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 03:03 pm
@Lordyaswas,
That's a rather salacious answer, innit?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 03:07 pm
@Setanta,
Well, seeing as I was having scrambled egg on toast at the time, I suppose it was.
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neologist
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2015 03:14 pm
@Setanta,
And you've been saying all along there was no reliable evidence for the existence of Jesus . . . .

I'll bet you ate the toast just to make it go away. . .

I'll never understand you, sir.
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argome321
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:02 am
@Setanta,
how is that any different then catholic taking holy communion? At least you some libation with the bread

FBM
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:19 am
@argome321,
And then there's the added bonus of cannibalism. Very Happy
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:25 am
@FBM,
Isn't that supposed to be what transubstantiation is?
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:52 am
http://www.pjfarmer.com/bimages/jomb.jpg
http://www.greatcaesarspost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Cover_JesusOnMars_Back.jpg
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:53 am
I'm posting this next picture because I just really really like it.

It speaks to me.



http://www.adamantentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/faceofmars_ipad.png
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:57 am
@Ragman,
I was under the impression that transubstantiation was when they left the lettuce out of a BLT baguette.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 08:58 am
@chai2,
It speaks to me as well, chai.

It says "why is that woman giving birth to an arm?"

And looking at the surrounding landscape, it's not the first time.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 12:06 pm
@Setanta,
I need to go to a different bakery.
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