Turning The Ballot Box Against Republicans

After seeing Zippy the Pinhead, I laughed out loud.

As we say here in New Jersey...

...fuckin' ayy.

It makes sense to me.

Another shoe ready to drop!

New York attorney general's Trump lawsuit "ready for trial," her office says
Source: CBS News

New York Attorney General Letitia James' office says it is ready to proceed with a trial stemming from its $250 million lawsuit claiming former President Donald Trump, two of his children and his company engaged in widespread fraud. "The case is ready for trial," wrote Kevin Wallace, senior enforcement counsel for the office, in a filing Monday.

The September 2022 lawsuit accused members of the Trump family and Trump Organization executives of orchestrating an extensive fraudulent scheme related to valuations of property and Trump's personal financial statements. Allegations against Ivanka Trump have since been dismissed by a New York appeals court.

The lawsuit is seeking $250 million and sanctions that would effectively cease the company's operations in New York. The Trumps and the company have vehemently denied wrongdoing. Trump, his sons Eric and Donald Trump Jr., and Ivanka Trump have all sat for depositions in the case. During Trump's first deposition, in August 2022, before the lawsuit was filed, he invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self incrimination more than 400 times.

He was deposed again in April, that time answering questions in James' New York City office for about eight hours. The case is scheduled to go to trial on Oct. 2, a date the the judge in the case, Arthur Engoron, previously described as "set in stone." Engoron has rejected repeated attempts by Trump attorneys to push that date back.

Read more: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-york-attorney-general-letitia-james-trump-lawsuit-ready-for-trial/

Oh, yes they can!

mind-numbingly stupid...

New Trump Fund-Raising E-mail Asks Supporters to Serve Prison Time for Him

“This offer is doing even better than the Trump N.F.T.s,” a campaign spokesman said.

By Andy Borowitz

Trump Only a Few Indictments Away from Clinching G.O.P. Nomination

With felony counts in the double digits, Trump is well ahead of his closest rival, Ron DeSantis.

By Andy Borowitz

DeSantis Offers Campaign Staff Opportunity to Work for Free in Exchange for Invaluable Skills

“Say you’re in the back room of the campaign office, licking envelopes—someday you could get a job licking any number of things,” the Governor said.

By Andy Borowitz

Desantis should make his campaign theme:

“I’m more racist and crazier than Trump, and I’m not going to prison.”

I think it would go over huge

DeSantis Bans AP Psychology Out Of Fear People Will Figure Out What's Wrong With Him. (The Onion)
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Explaining that the course would teach thousands of high schoolers harmful information about identifying psychological disorders, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Friday that the state would ban AP Psychology out of fear that people might figure out what precisely is wrong with him. “If students come to understand ideas, theories, and terminology associated with mental disorders like, say, narcissistic personality disorder, it could get them that much closer to understanding why exactly I behave the way I do,” said DeSantis, adding that such Advanced Placement classes would only indoctrinate the state’s students into recognizing the many mental health issues that manifest in his behavior on a daily basis. “These courses will make teens look critically at why I act so strangely in seemingly normal human situations and, frankly, allow them to work out that something in my brain is probably abnormal. Floridians know that should never happen. If I don’t know why I seem to be in pain every time I smile, our high school students certainly shouldn’t.” DeSantis went on to announce that he would also be banning couples counseling in the state after advisors suggested his wife Casey DeSantis might use the dangerous practice against him some day.

https://www.theonion.com/desantis-bans-ap-psychology-out-of-fear-people-will-fig-1850708257