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Turning The Ballot Box Against Republicans

 
 
oralloy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Sep, 2020 07:59 pm
https://comicallyincorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/03-minn-council-an-1080-1050x750.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 06:44 am
someone on FB wrote:
DEAR RED STATES,

WE'RE LEAVING.

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country that includes Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and Washington D.C.
We also get the vast majority of the major shipping ports. So good luck with getting goods in or out of the country affordably.
We also get Costco, Starbucks and Boeing. You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Branson, Missouri.
We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Mississippi.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happier, intact families.
Please be aware that California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
With the Blue States unified, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at your state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools -- Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, the Penn, Princeton, and Yale; and Mount Holyoke, Vassar, Smith, Wellesley, Bryn Mawr, Barnard, and Radcliffe colleges; plus UCLA, UCB, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and Rand Paul.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 62 percent of you believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. (See that part about divorces. ...)
Oh, and you can have all the new COVID-19 cases since you're too dumb and self-centered to wear masks.

Peace out ✌
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 07:14 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:



someone on FB wrote:
DEAR RED STATES,

WE'RE LEAVING.

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country that includes Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam and Washington D.C.
We also get the vast majority of the major shipping ports. So good luck with getting goods in or out of the country affordably.
We also get Costco, Starbucks and Boeing. You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Branson, Missouri.
We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Mississippi.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happier, intact families.
Please be aware that California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
With the Blue States unified, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at your state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools -- Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, the Penn, Princeton, and Yale; and Mount Holyoke, Vassar, Smith, Wellesley, Bryn Mawr, Barnard, and Radcliffe colleges; plus UCLA, UCB, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and Rand Paul.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 62 percent of you believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. (See that part about divorces. ...)
Oh, and you can have all the new COVID-19 cases since you're too dumb and self-centered to wear masks.

Peace out ✌



How horrible to think it might end up something like this.

We may still make it, but the chances of that seem to get more and more remote with each passing day.

Our generation has royally screwed up its responsibility to guard the Republic. Future generations may pay the price for our failure.
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RABEL222
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 10:24 am
Putin helped break up the Russian republic. Now he and his but boy Trump are working on the breakup of the states. Long live the republican party in the south.
oralloy
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 10:30 am
@RABEL222,
How did Putin help break up the Russian Republic?

Do you mean the Soviet Union? If so, same question.
oralloy
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 10:31 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, California, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.

Count Michigan out unless we get Toledo back from Ohio.
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coldjoint
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 10:39 am
@Region Philbis,
Quote:
WE'RE LEAVING.

Good riddens. You can work on hating each other. It won't take long, it is all you got.
oralloy
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 11:49 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:
Oh, you mean after trump spent years trying to bully obama totally falsely with the whole birther conspiracy. trump is a petty, vindictive bully

And if Mr. Obama had not savaged Mr. Trump in public, Hillary Clinton would probably be running for reelection right now.

The birther stuff was easily ignored. Mr. Obama should have ignored it. I wonder if he regrets his mistake.

Probably not. I don't think progressives are capable of self reflection. In many ways progressives carry the seeds of their own destruction.

I guess that's a good thing. Evil would cause more damage if it didn't self destruct.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 12:06 pm
@oralloy,
It's actually "The Republics of Russia" - Russia is divided into 85 federal subjects, 22 of which are "republics".

Putin has reversed federalism, and turned Russia into a centralised state.
Since many years, the main job of the Moscow-appointed governors has been to provide votes for Putin. In exchange they received a share of oil revenues and the right to rule as they see fit. (Chechnya is the best and actually a grotesque illustration of this.)
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coldjoint
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2020 12:48 pm
Quote:
Wall Street Journal: Dems Accuse GOP Of Breaking Rules On Judges. That’s A Laugh.

Quote:
The Journal concluded, “What Republicans should do is let the voters know about the Democratic filibuster and court-packing plans, and make them a campaign issue. Democratic Senators and candidates should have to declare themselves not merely on Mr. Trump’s nominee but on the filibuster and court-packing that Mr. Schumer has now told the country will be on the table.”

I have a feeling Trump will take that advice and suggest the down ballot does too.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/wall-street-journal-dems-accuse-gop-of-breaking-rules-on-judges-thats-a-laugh
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oralloy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 01:45 am
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 03:09 am
@oralloy,
So trump was a lying sack of **** for a year before scamming his way to the presidency with more lies, and now obama was wrong for making it clear trump was lying? bullshit. It's the millions of people who've believed the lies of a crook who are responsible for the debacle the country has become, not obama. VOTE BLUE WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU VOTE.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 03:11 am
@coldjoint,
the hate is coming from trump and his cult-like followers.
oralloy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 04:43 am
@MontereyJack,
That is incorrect. The hate is 100% progressivism.

Progressives always hate everyone who disagrees with them.
oralloy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 04:44 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:
So trump was a lying sack of **** for a year before scamming his way to the presidency with more lies, and now obama was wrong for making it clear trump was lying? bullshit.

This is why us good guys win in the end. You bad guys always insist on self destructing.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 07:42 am
@oralloy,
Nazis were equally self-deluded and convinced they were the good guys and would win in the end too.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 07:43 am
@oralloy,
Kinda like you, isn't it?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 08:29 am

https://i.imgur.com/1CFB3G3.jpg
coldjoint
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 09:00 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/1CFB3G3.jpg

Nothing like some more hate. What terrible things are Republicans doing? How come this person does not elaborate? Just a few examples, like burning down cities and looting small businesses. Oops, Republicans are not doing that.

Threatening more violence? Republicans are not doing that either. Post this jerk again when he has an example.
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coldjoint
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2020 10:51 am
https://www.libertynation.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Biden-boat-parade.jpg
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