Was Jesus a Stoner?

You gotta give them bible writers credit for good imagination.

yeah i want some of what they took

Well, he turned water into wine, right?

He could have turned it into fruit juice. But no, he chose to turn it into wine.

Anyone ever wonder about this?

Seriously, I doubt he would have any use for pot. He'd be able to enter any state of consciousness he wanted without any substance. Well, maybe he needed it to bring the human portion of himself up a bit.

Wine didn't give you dysentary.

Except, in large quantities. Besides, how else would you get tithes - maybe, he turned the swamp reeds into hemp; your choice of stoning......

Dude, I've got some swamp reed. You got any papyrus?

wheat straw

I'd love to smoke a doobie with Christ. Talk about a mind expanding experience!

Me: "So, like... whats it like being the son of God and all that, man?"

[passes the "J" to JC]

Jesus: "Its f*cking sweet, bro..."

God gave the animals and plants to the earth - too say, "smoking weed" is sacrilegious is ludicrous....

or, if you're a rasta, to say smoking weed is ludicrous is sacrilegious.

right up there with washing one's hair

not speaking of which...







turn off the tap, you loadie!

or,

Put in on the edge of a table with it slightly tilted toward you. Then, lay underneath it with your mouth open

Good thinking, that. A little bit of energy invested in the initial phase, but effortless recoupment until the water bill goes three months' past due.



I was going to type something else, but I forgot what it was.

This is the lords miracle - it is wine running over....

LOL!

And Steve, you usta be funny and all English!

A2K will do that to ya ... turn ya all Americanized ...

Let’s just keep it as simple as can be, marijuana has been around since the dawn of man. During biblical times and including the time of Jesus, people where smoking the herb. God created the plant for many medical reasons, and it does help with more ailments then any legal pharmaceutical. Never did the bible preach against smoking, but it did of drinking alcohol.

Face it, God decreed that all of the plants in the field where for our use, but only one plant was forbidden, and I highly doubt that marijuana is the “fruit of knowledge”, especially when it can make you stupid. In fact, I hope that someday when I go to heaven, God will have a smoking section where we can choose from the finest weed and tobaccos, and enjoy everlasting life.

Finally, if weed was so bad, then why do Hobbits and Gandolf enjoy the pleasures of the smoke?



~Back off my ****, you will.

plan to the man and word to the mother

Who do you think Jesus like best when he's stoned...Yes or Pink Floyd?

Who do you think Jesus like best when he's stoned...Yes or Pink Floyd?