Rush Limbaugh, whose office is right next to Karl Roves' in the White House, busily emptied the elongated sandwiches into a trash bag saying to himself "It's chow time!"
They decided to put leeches in the sandwiches, dress up as milkmaids, and infiltrate the Democratic convention.
They were very accustomed to doing this; in Vietnam, they did fake milkmaid service, and earned fraudulent purple hearts.
Milkmaids? What the hell are milkmaids, anyway? It sounds like something Arnold might suggest, like "girlyman"
Back to the story:
Billy bolts and gets to the the bus station, gets on a Greyhound heading for North Carolina where he will do his Basic Training as a new Marine.
Also on the bus are:
Omuchabi Wanasakanani, also known as Fred.
Geez, drom, I haven't seen Omuchabi Wanasakanani for years! I thought he must be dead by now. Talk about a funny guy. He makes gustavratzenhofer look like a novice. I'm glad he's on the bus.
It's always the funniest ones who have the best names, isn't it? I'm not glad that he's on the bus, if it means that he'll be going to Iraq. It would be awful for his arteries.
And next to Omuchabi, Indonesian president Megawati Sukarnoputri, her glasses a-glitter and a bunch of lemon grass dangling from her belt.
Next to Megawati sits Yoko Ono, who was allowed on the bus only on the condition that she not sing...will she keep her word?
The bus stops in a small desert town and who walks on, but the King himself, Elvis Presley--apparently the rumors of his demise have been exaggerated--the other passengers are stunned into silence as he slowly gyrates his voluminous ass down the aisle to his seat in the back, and sits next to a stunned Gary Coleman.
Yoko Ono greeted him with her version of 'Miss. Independent.'
Megawati leans over to Yoko and says in a sibilant staccato, "Who dat?"
'He's my new husband,' says Yoko; 'look at him, sweet piece of ass.'
Britney Spears gets on the bus, goes directly to Billy Hero, grabs his hand and leads him past Elvis and Gary into the bus bathroom where Billy says "Golly, gee, I've never done it in a bathroom before" (in fact, Billy had never done it at all before) to which Britney responds: "It's the least I can do because Iraq is like a dangerous place, overseas somewhere, you know, like maybe in Canada or someplace."
Britney smiles and says 'I so support President Bush; he owns an oil company, so he's got 'รก be trustworthy-like.'
Gary Coleman overhears this and, rising quickly from his seat, stomps to the back of the bus and slaps Britney up th' side of her air-filled head, then bows to the tumultuous applause.
Britney Spears got into a fightin' mood when she saw noble Mr. Coleman take a bow.
But Britney's anger evaporated when she saw Billy Hero down on one knee, proclaiming, "Britney, as much as I want to, I just can't make love to someone as wonderful as you unless we're married...(or at least engaged)...so...will you marry me?"
"Um, well...yeah, sure," said Britney, gazing down at the bulge in Billy's pants, "but only for a little while, 'kay?"
