Cav looked into Billy's eyes and asked whether he should; what he meant, Billy could only guess.
Billy , not noticing that cav had already unholstered his gun and had it secretly in his hand..... reached for it , causing Cav to scream!
Angry, he snarled: 'Billy: the best of plans are unrushed!'
"Then DAMNIT cav just shoot already!" he cried
>>somewhere in the background 'Dude looks like a lady' is blaring on a stereo<<
"Hi neighbors!" said the smiling Pettigrews in unison, both waving their right hands in the air robotically.
'Something suspicious is going on; I can feel it,' said Kickycan, who was passing through the neighbourhood.
Cav quickly stuffed his little toy back in its holster stammering " Uh.. yeah HI there "
Cav said to Billy, "Let this be a lesson to you, even bad publicity is better than none at all."
Billy rolled his eyes ,as he peered at thier approaching company, he noticed one of them had 3 leggs....l
Cav said "Three Leggs? I didn't think those were still sold at the drugstore."
Mr. Pettigrew held out his hand to Cav, in a seemingly harmless gesture of greeting, "How are you doing on this fine morning, sir!"
billy whispered " they arent legally sold anywhere any more, he must have went to the chop shop"
>> good god that is corny <<
Cav thought "I truly want to bow out of this story."
hmm..... me too. this is pretty bad.
Mrs. Pettigrew suddenly opened her mouth wide, impossibly wide, and swallowed both shewolf and Cav in one gulp, leaving Billy defenseless on his front lawn.
Carrie stuck a dead hand out of the grave and grabbed Billy, dragging him into the underworld. Next?
Thinking of a recent convo with Drom, how about Dangerous Liasons, set in a Friday the 13th movie?
Starring Craven, Mrs. Otis, Cav, kicky, Slappy and assorted soon to be victims....
Or not!
Hmm, I'm up for that Sofia, provided nobody accuses me of being gay or a pedophile. Some jokes just tire quickly.
As long as you don't expect me to have any clue what Dangerous Liasons is about, I'm in.
