Many people are stubborn. The creatures that are really stubborn are donkeys.
Donkeys, when killed and skinned properly, can be made into ski masks. Then you can literally put your head up your own ass.
Ass, or assinine, is a fine description of many politicians.
Politicians are much like donkeys. Can they be skinned and made into MASKS?
Masks used to be a kind of Italian thing, didn't they, kind of made of wood or papier mache or something. I don't know what I'm talking about.
About time you admitted it McTag. Neither do I.
I-MAX cinema is very good. Have you seen it? It is big in Canada I hear. In fact it's big everywhere; big, loud and in-your-face. Great when you go on a helicopter ride through the Grand Canyon, or go white-water rafting.
Rafting through the rapids in Grand Canyon is not my cup of tea. I will leave that type of courage to a much braver sort.
Sort and resort. I'll take resort anytime.
Anytime you (not Diane!!) say hello and go on about football, I say goodbye. It was a wise person who thought up the laws of repulsion.
Repulsion at somebody's ugly face is something you should hide, if at all possible. Especially during sex.
Sex is a wonderful gift from Mother Nature.
Where would we be without sex?
Sex sex sex sex sex.
And do'nuts.
Donuts are almost as good as sex. Especially dunked in hot chocolate.
Chocolate gateau and fresh cream. No substitute for sex but you can get it from the local shop.
Shop around for Gateau? What the Hell is Gateau?
Gateau must be cake you can charge a lot for. I have just seen and smelt but not tasted a wonderful clotted cream fudge cake.
Cake at weddings is a must. It's a long-standing tradition.
Tradition, tradition! Who gives a hoot about tradition!
Tradition is a waste of time, isn't it? How boring!
Boring traditions are awful but some traditions are quite entertaining. For example, there's the one where the best man has to fix the bride's garter.
