Need precedes action, necessity being the mother of invention.
Invention is a sign of genius. Genius is quite rare.
Rare beef- steak tartare- gave Maria Callas a tapeworm, so she got thin and attractive. It's an ill wind.
Wind at your back. Pocket full of money.
Money is'nt everthing. Rich people always say that, they want to try poverty for 10 years.
Years come and go so quickly. I wonder whether there is truth in saying 'The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness.'
Darkness is but an absence of light. But you knew that already.
Already there are dark clouds in the sky. Looks like a mean storm is brewing.
Brewing, now almost always done by men, used in the Middle Ages to be done exclusively by women.
Women aren't always mean. Although, at certain times of the month, they definitely are, if you know what I mean.
Mean what you say, and say what you mean. An awfully good plan for life.
Life isn't hard, really. It's that whole dying part that sucks.
....sucks lozenges for a sore throat. They'd be far better off with honey, lemon juice, hot water and whisky.
Whisky is rotgut stuff. Fine wine is good for you.
You don't know how good rotgut is til you drink it out of a dirty glass! Why, just last night I had some, and I had a great time . . . I think.
Think of rotgut as poison. Are you really sure you had a great time?
Time of my life. Somehow I ended up in Tibet with my pants around my ankles though.
Though sometimes it's better not to remember what really happened. What you don't know...is best left that way.
Way to go, dude! Has kicky pulled his pants back up yet?
Yet another woman wonders about my pants. My admirers are many.
