Fat chance! It's all tasteless carob!
(ah ah ah, twice now you forgot to start with the last word)
Carob! That must be where YOU'RE going! A thousand pardons for forgetting the rules of the thread. It was the chocolate!
Chocolate duelling rules of decorum state that anyone may challenge for the right to chocolate but none may take the chocolate by force or subterfuge. Thus, I, clearly in the right, shall go to chocolate if I should fall in just battle, whereas you, a sneaking chocolate sneak-thief, shall go to carob.
Carob. I think that fried your brain.
Brain not need I for talk talk with peepul. Need good chocolate, where be?
Be still, my foolish heart. Surely you saw my lady, out in the garden there, rivalling the glistening sunlight with her glory of golden hair?
Hair of the dog that's what I need. Alcoholic drink is fine and dandy as long as you keep to shandy.
Shandy? What mean this word 'shandy?' Is this another one of those English words?!
words, words? what's in a word, but a bunch of letters; and none addressed to me!
Me tarzan, you Jane. Just swung in from the jungle ( A shandy is a mixture of beer and lemonade )
(beer and lemonade sounds like a terrible combo)
Jungle heat and humidity makes for many bad hair days.
Days of wine and roses. Delighting my female friends with sumptuous gifts. (Shandy is nice and refreshing on a hot day-try it you may be surprised)
Gifts are delightful, but I also like gift certificates so I can choose exactly what I want.
Want what you can not have, and you may be forever frustrated.
Frustrated children often throw temper tantrums in the supermarket.
Supermarket piped music ruined my life, now I wear ear plugs everywhere. (pardon ! )
Everywhere I look I see ads touting low carb foods.
Foods, fads, eat hearty of what is right and you'll do alright.
Alright, that sounds like good advice to me. Health is very important to one's quality of life.
Life is to be lived, enjoyed and every drop swallowed until the bottle is dry. The only time is now.
