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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 28 Apr, 2009 07:41 am
@spikepipsqueak,
His Royal Highness, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Duke of Cornwall, has very prominent ear flaps. Whether the Duchess takes advantage of these during their sexual rompings I cannot say as it would be most indiscreet of me to mention it.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 28 Apr, 2009 07:50 am
@spendius,
It's something I have often wondered about. You can tell me, 'cos I wouldn't let it go any further.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 29 Apr, 2009 12:47 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Further means to a greater degree. The chances are a woman will prove this theory by letting things slip accidently. Laughing
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 29 Apr, 2009 08:19 pm
@Dutchy,
Accidentally. How it happened that the rotary clothes-line got broken 20 seconds after my son found out that it wouldn't spin him fast enough to be a reliable means of launching.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2009 07:13 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Launching a debutante into the social whirl when she came of age was a delicate process putting it as mildly as I can. The institution, now in disrepute, was actually, when analysed scientifically, a refined and conncinated dance, with all due respect paid to the established proprietaries, an auction block on which virginity was knocked down to the highest bidder with the sweet, demure examples invariably fetching the highest prices.
aidan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2009 02:00 pm
@spendius,
Prices will always vary depending upon the ratio of supply to demand.
I guess having uniquely exclusive, but not necessarily popularly accepted taste can have its rewards.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2009 05:09 pm
@aidan,
Rewards, in the form of small chunks of raw meat, were what Pavlov used to train dogs to jump through hoops, put there paw on the red disc on the floor, bark three times and wag their tails. He was trying to engineer neurotic dogs.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2009 07:09 pm
@spendius,
Dogs are wonderful people but personally, I think they take unconditional love to extremes. You have to be a little restrained in these things.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2009 09:53 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Things always go wrong at the wrong time and when least expected. As the saying goes, when it rains it pours.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2009 09:27 pm
@Dutchy,
Pours, taken literally, is the answer to many peoples' prayers at the moment. I hope your comment doesn't mean it's all hitting you at once.

spendius
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 05:41 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Once more I have been saved from taking on a word like "pours". You pulled it off spikie like an expert.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 May, 2009 06:35 pm
@spendius,
Expert is someone with an extensive knowledge in a particular field. Don't look at me, I'm a jack of all trades and master of none.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 3 May, 2009 06:07 pm
@Dutchy,
None of the people in the pub tonight were sober. Most of them had been at it all day when I got there.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 3 May, 2009 07:17 pm
@spendius,
There is a point, when people have been drinking all day, where you just want to stack them in a corner and ignore them. Mind you, you can't go past a happy drunk for good, relaxed company.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2009 04:16 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Company of a happy woman drunk can be a bit of a problem. You never know if you're being seduced or the other way round.
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2009 04:21 pm
@Dutchy,
Round here that is not a problem. As long as the job gets done nobody cares who is running the show.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2009 07:18 pm
@spendius,
Show me a human being over the age of 16 and I'll show you someone who can't divorce drunkenness and sex, in their mind. The jury is still out as to whether that is a problem.
spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 May, 2009 05:27 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Problem solving is something I'm not very good at. If I was I would tell you all how to do it.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 6 May, 2009 07:29 am
@spendius,
It's not likely I would heed your advice about problem solving, arrogant sod that I am. Advice about computers on the other hand.....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 7 May, 2009 11:26 pm
@spendius,
It doesn't matter pipsqueak, no problems around here that I'm aware of. You tell us what you're good in than?
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