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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 10:47 pm
Work first, play later has always been my motto. Do you think this policy has merit?
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 04:34 am
Merit if you are trying to buy a house, support a family etc. but generally, I see nothing wrong with playing most of the time, as long as you can afford it. Of course, most of us can't.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 06:39 am
Can't you see I'm no good without you? You took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me?
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jun, 2007 04:20 pm
Me thinks you were posting before thinking. The lady in question may return and do take all of you, and what then?
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 12:35 am
Then, it sounds as if he thinks he'd live happily ever after. That would be, of course, until the lady in question reminded him that he did in fact offer all of himself -and she began taking him up on that offer-literally.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 08:02 am
Literally speaking, crime doesn't pay. If it did, why are our gaols so overcrowded these days?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 10:49 am
Days and nights, working down the coal mine and nothing to show for it at the end of the thirty five years contribution, except for lungs full of dust and gas, is there no justice in this world?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 11:11 am
World has no justice, indeed. Is that surprising?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 02:11 pm
Surprising Francie, it's bloody electrifying, Mon Dieu! C'est terrible....
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 05:38 pm
Terrible is hardly the word for what I saw in the pub tonight.

There were about 18 drunken women and nobody taking the slightest notice of any of them as if the blokes have just had it up to here and have discovered that wanking is the way forward like Mr Gervais explained in that sketch with the magic pen which Robert de Niro flew across the ocean to endorse.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2007 05:58 pm
Endorse spendi's remarks I can't. Haven't you any respect for women at all?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 05:56 am
All the time, not some of the time or even a little of the time, Spendi must have been seriously domineered by women.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 07:14 am
Women are the companion of man, gifted with equal capabilities. Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:14 pm
Heels are absolutely amazing things, do you realise we would have to walk on our hands if we didn't have them?
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2007 05:32 pm
Them is a 1954 science fiction film about humanity's battle with a nest of giant mutant ants. One of the first of the nuclear monster movies.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2007 02:52 pm
Movies made in Little Hulton, with the most famous of film stars are all x-rated and show amazing technicolour, with flashing strobe lights and false bra sizes.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2007 04:46 pm
Sizes of a man's main attribute don't matter anymore. It has long been said that women value personality in a man over penis size and research published not long ago suggests this is true.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2007 04:57 pm
True Confessions was a monthly magazine written by a bunch of fag smoking,beer-swilling, jaded cynics purporting to represent the fondest hopes of upwardly-mobile lower-middle-class females such as provincial hairdressers and fashion shop salesgirls. ZIT, and latterly, when that was banned, VIZ, seem to be the new millenia equivalent but they are not as ironic as I think they imagine the modern audience as far too stupid to understand irony.
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jennym
 
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Reply Mon 18 Jun, 2007 09:30 pm
"Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do." Soren Kierkegaard
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aidan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jun, 2007 12:51 am
Kierkegaard said: "Since my earliest childhood, a barb of sorrow has lodged in my heart. As long as it stays I am ironic if it is pulled out I shall die." I had a vague recollection of this, but was only reminded of it by your post, so thank you.
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