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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 08:07 am
Toodlel-oo is used as a way of saying good-bye. Do you think perhaps it could also mean, I'm off to the loo?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 09:46 am
loo freshener is a scented spray which is employed in the better class homes in order to overpower other odours which I am far too discreet a person to even think of identifying.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 10:29 am
Identifying features often help in capturing the bad guys.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:31 am
"Guys." is the end of your first sentence. Where is the other one?
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:32 am
One what?
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:39 am
What can one do with a lady who washes her hair in dew collected by elves whilst she sleeps. There are supposed to be two sentences my dear.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:43 am
Dear me, I hadn't read that. Okay then, two sentences it is.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:52 am
"Is Jennifer never going to come downstairs and meet her future husband?", said the Countess. "Has nobody told her that Tristram's father is worth five hundred million pounds?"
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:01 pm
Pounds to lose, thought Norma, I have so darn many pounds to lose. It's so depressing!
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:08 pm
"Depressing the red button can have all sorts of unwelcome repercussions", warned James in a suave tone. "So why not stay here and get acquainted?"
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:11 pm
Acquainted with Edward's strange personal issues, Jean merely ignored his latest outburst. Edward was a master of the temper tantrum.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:12 pm
Depressing both pedals of the piano Estelle belted out Ive Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts. In a raucous voice she led the pub's singing which, it is said, could be heard in St Stephen's churchyard across the valley.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:13 pm
so sorry, spendi, but you're pipped!
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:14 pm
Tantrums were Esmerelda's forte. She could throw one if her straw had a kink in it.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:14 pm
Tan Trum strolled through the airport lounge. "Hey Trummy, my man, you been to the Bahamas or something? You lookin tan, man! called Dizzy, the band's lead trumpeter
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 12:15 pm
It wasn't much bigger than the size of a mite but it had a most powerful bite. It bloody hurt.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 02:21 pm
Hurt pride? Best thing to do is just have a good laugh at your own expense.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 03:16 pm
Expense is a thing to avoid at all costs. Fine words are the best substitute but when push comes to shove one does have to spend a little.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sat 9 Sep, 2006 11:21 pm
Little did he know, they were closing in on him moment by moment. The trap was set and ready to be sprung!
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 10 Sep, 2006 03:13 am
Sprung from jail, Martha Stewart bounced right back into her normal life without too much apparent damage to her corporate interests or her image. Say what you will about her, she is one very bright, talented, ambitious woman, who is determined to keep her life within her own control.
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