Navy blue was always the colour of the knickers on the washing line in the garden behind the Officer's Mess.+
Mess of pottage, what was it again that it was supposed to be bought for? I have quite forgotten my catechism, not that I ever knew one.
One has to now about religions in order to avoid their malfeasance. But you know it already.
Already it has become evident Your Holiness that the decline of religion is causing a rash of strange activities. Pooning is a case in point.
Point the finger where you will, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. A proverb a day keeps the doctor away.
Away wi' ye, mon! Do you know what pooning is?
Is that the "Masturbate-a-thon"? One can do that at home.
Home indeed, well, I hope most people don't do it anywhere else. I must have missed something vital in the past pages.
Clary wrote:Away wi' ye, mon! Do you know what pooning is?
No. Should I? Sounds rude, perhaps I shouldn't, as a card-carrying Scotsman.
Pages, hither, stand by me...how come there's two of you? Yonder peasant, what can you tell me about him?
Him no good. Him heap badman.
Bad management on my part results in my logging on when someone else has written something incredibly dumb. But I'll bet you all say that when you read my brilliant contributions!!
Contributions gratefully accepted- Please Wash Your Hands Before Leaving. (Sign in sperm bank)
"Leaving the past to die" is the title of a book. Wondering if I'm going to read it or not.
Not being very smart, I have just handed five of my last six dollars over to my brother. So now I hibernate until Thursday.
Thursday is the day my "cleaning" "lady" shows up, but it's not necessarily the day my house gets 'cleaned'.... sad but true.
True confessions can be interesting...for instance, your cleaning lady visits but does not clean. So what do you two get up to?
To be or not to be, that is the question. But do we really want to know the answer?
Answer my impertinent question, Mame, what gives with the non-productive cleaning lady? And, anybody here seen Clary? She seems to have gone away.
Away, yes, to the fair city of London for the pleasure of attending an old friend's birthday party in the magnificent setting of Kew Gardens. Back home on Tuesday, if all goes according to plan.
