After the speech
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
Posted on Wednesday, May 26, 2004
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Rhonda: Good morning. Welcome back to This Particular Morning Show. We're talking with our expert political panel about the president's speech many of you saw last night. John, did the president explain his plans for, and America's role in, the Middle East? And did he adequately address the current situation?
John: Of course not, Rhonda. It was the same thing the administration has been saying for weeks, and the nation got nothing new last night. We'd like to know?-I think we deserve to know?-if this president has any kind of plan at all to deal with this serious situation.
Brenda: I agree. There were few details in the speech. Which is how President Bush has given speeches his entire career. No wonder the network didn't pre-empt Fear Factor. How many times have we heard, "There are difficult days ahead, and the way forward may appear chaotic, yet our coalition is strong and our efforts focused"?
Jason: John and Brenda are right. The speech was full of wishful thinking, it was repetitive, and it just re-arranged past socalled solutions into this so-called Five-Point Plan. This president's so-called leadership has caused chaos in a country halfway across the so-called globe, and has divided us here at so-called home. When will this so-called president learn that America cannot be an empire?
Rhonda: So what's the answer in Syria? Kevin?
Kevin: Well, Rhonda, this is 2007. Americans just don't want to be involved in settling the world's problems any more. The United Nations is against any military involvement in Syria, and America and a dozen or so allies would have to act in a unilateral fashion to take action. The democracies in the Middle East, the power-brokers there?-Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia?-they can stabilize Syria with their own resources, and their own personnel.
Brenda: The Syrian people look at America as a threat now, Rhonda, what with the CIA's leak that Damascus is harboring terrorists. The Syrian Army is now on full alert, and the United States has two carriers off its coast. I've never seen a president so intent on destabilizing the Middle East.
Token Conservative: You know, guys, I remember a few years ago when things were much worse in the Middle East. Iraq was a mess, Americans were still there, and dying almost daily, the Iranian Revolution hadn't happened yet. The Saud family still ruled Saudi Arabia with an iron fist. Yes, the president has threatened military force against Syria, but what was he supposed to do when he found out Syria was behind the terrorists who
bombed?-Jason: Yes, T. C., and that proves the point! Several Middle Eastern countries are free now, and have been transformed into democracies. Let them rustle up the bad guys in Syria. This cowboy of a president has just made one mistake after another in foreign policy. Where's the plan?
Token Conservative: But you guys said he didn't have a plan when our soldiers were in Iraq. You said he didn't have a plan when Iran's students revolted and that country fell into chaos. You said he didn't have a plan when the people took to the streets in Riyadh. Now they're our allies, and
spreading?-Jason: It's clear there has never been a so-called plan. He just got lucky that things worked out. And Bush smirks too much.
John: Cheney is running the country.
Kevin: Bush is a frat boy.
Brenda: I didn't like his tie.
Rhonda: And, don't forget, he can't pronounce" nuclear. " Well, that's all the time we have for our political roundtable. Thanks to our experts for being here this morning, and for being able to watch that speech last night by That Man. Up next, does your gerbil have high cholesterol? We'll talk to Dr. Stan Smith. But first, these messages....
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