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Wed 19 May, 2004 07:01 pm
Well, basically, I have no idea what I want to do for a living. Every concievable job seems like absolute torture to me. To me, picking a job is seriously like choosing your method of death. Except death is far more inviting than work. So I haven't been able to come to any conclusions. Then I realized, no one knows me better than you crazy guys! So I decided to ask for advice. Advise.
I think you should take up bowling. Pro bowlers get the girls and make a pretty good living. too.
I already have two girls. And one of them is so cute.
1. can you do the splits?
2. are YOU cute in spandex?
3. do you like math?
I used to be able to... I suppose I could if I practiced for a week or two.
No.
Some aspects of it.
hmmmm, so that rules out dancer, architect, bowler, gymnast, teacher and gus.
what does that leave?
politician? hmmmm, now as long as you hold no strong political views, this might be for you. flexibility is key, until you pick the right party to run for.
Sorry, DL, selling my body to science is not an option.
Okay. Sell everything you own; convert it all to cash. Then travel as far and widely as you can as cheaply as you can tolerate. When you get back, you'll know an incredible amount of stuff.
I realize that this was a humor thread that was not intended to have much depth (was it?). But it saddens me to see see 16-yearolds become 21-yearolds and then, before they know it, 26-yearolds who have never been anywhere or done anything. end of rant. -rjb-
Gyn Teacher is perfect for you! You don't actually have to much of anything at all.
But, as ehbeth pointed out, I might have to wear spandex. Are there alternatives?
spandex? You don't need no stinking spandex.
I already am a critic. I just don't get paid.
See! Right down your alley. Somebody got a dollar for Coates?
Have gym teachers changed in the last 20 years?
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