New Cloning Danger!

Animal protection charities are said to be horrified at reports that the administration and the coalition are scouring the streets and parks of the world seeking the filthiest, slimiest and most infested piles of animal-droppings in a hunt for suitable genetic material to enable the artificial cloning of the administration and their allies in the event of some future catastrophe.

Poodle-leavings are alleged to be of particular interest to the British contingent. :wink:

Said an Animal Rights spokesperson, "The use of this material for such a purpose would be not only barbaric and revolting, but would probably be illegal without the written consent of the owners of the animals concerned.".