IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT?

Sounds like someone was bored and just looking for a query that would generate some kind of poll.

If serious, do it quietly without announcing it or seeking encouragement.

If not serious, just word it as a poll... would have received a better realistic poll and fewer silly responses.

Have you read the tags on this thread?

I will tell you from one person to another, do not cheat. It is absolutely the worst thing you could possibly do. I am speaking from the seat of someone who is currently in an affair, emotionally attached, and cannot find the nerve to leave either woman. Trust me it is painful, it will destroy you emotionally, and not to mention the consequences are huge and could not only cost you your relationship but your life. If you want someone else first leave the person your with then move on. You cannot have your cake and eat it too. Trust me this hardly if ever works out for the best. Of course we all think we are that one in a million, but we are not.

Good luck..

You’re a coward. Break up with your significant other then eat all the cake you want.

Do you see the tags under the thread title? Look up the meaning of the word 'parody'.

Do you think I'm going to give him any cake if he breaks up with me?

You misjudge me. I'm just not that nice.

<goes to fridge for cake>

<there will only be one fork>

Perhaps some dog biscuits?

I just had some "funeral cake" (aka Butterkuchen/Botterkoken) ...

mmmm

Chocolate cake is better than dog cakes, too. (I personally would cheat for two pieces only)

I ate cake once. It's all it's cracked up to be. Good with milk and ice cream.

But didn't you feel crumby afterward?

Jeeze, the number of po-faced mopes in this thread is just incredible. You people need not take yourselves so seriously. Silly responses is just what i was looking for.

'Specially crumb cakes.

If I weren't a humourphobe German, I would post a punaboutcake now.

Long as it's silly, that's OK by me . . .

You might consult the law offices of Dewy, Cheatham and Howe.

Consider a second fork to stab the hand trying to get a piece of your cake. You don't want blood on the fork you're using to eat the cake!

Please don't cheat and just end the relationship you're not happy being in right now. It's the right way. Cheating is probably the worst thing someone can do to someone else; it can really damage a person's trust of others. Not to mention that it's devastating, too.

Is it cheating if it's the internet?