Who ? ! ? ! ?

A2K appraisers will be by shortly. Make sure to leave a USB port open as they are kinda short.

That painting was stolen during a burglary at my place not long ago. The RCMP will be visiting you shortly.

Don't even think you're gettin' this painting from me. The savage dogs sleep by the front door.

I'm quite sure it's a Rembrandt.

Or a Smedley, at the least.

Why do you employ such short appraisers? Surely their size must give them an odd view of artwork!?

The team of 3 needs only one plane ticket

Plane ticket? We just put 'em in a matchbox and use FedEx.

It's a copy--I have the original. You got scammed.



BTW its not a woman. She's got a beard.

Rap

I call anti-bearded lady prejudice!

OMG, you found a real Mona Lisa at a yard sale! I just know it's a genuine Mona Lisa by the way you referred to "the woman" in the painting.

It's a little known fact that Da Vinci painted many Mona Lisas beside the one in the Louvre. He kept painting them and painting them until he got it right. Here's a small sample of some of them that have turned up so far.



He refused to allow these other originals to be displayed, or even known about, but more and more have surfaced at yard sales these days. You seem to have been one of the lucky buyers who spotted one. Congrats! You own a genuine original Mona Lisa! I don't have to see it. I am never wrong about these things.