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Setanta
 
Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 06:54 pm
This painting here at my house, who is the woman in the painting? Who painted it? What era, what style is this in?

You know, the one over there in the corner by the door--i found it at a yard sale a couple of weeks ago.
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 06:57 pm
@Setanta,
A2K appraisers will be by shortly. Make sure to leave a USB port open as they are kinda short.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 07:04 pm
@Setanta,
That painting was stolen during a burglary at my place not long ago. The RCMP will be visiting you shortly.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 07:08 pm
Don't even think you're gettin' this painting from me. The savage dogs sleep by the front door.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 08:00 pm
@Setanta,
I'm quite sure it's a Rembrandt.

bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jul, 2014 08:07 pm
@boomerang,
Or a Smedley, at the least.
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jul, 2014 12:44 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

A2K appraisers will be by shortly. Make sure to leave a USB port open as they are kinda short.


Why do you employ such short appraisers? Surely their size must give them an odd view of artwork!?
neologist
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jul, 2014 01:06 am
@margo,
margo wrote:
Why do you employ such short appraisers? Surely their size must give them an odd view of artwork!?
The team of 3 needs only one plane ticket
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jul, 2014 07:40 am
@neologist,
Plane ticket? We just put 'em in a matchbox and use FedEx.
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raprap
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jul, 2014 07:53 am
It's a copy--I have the original. You got scammed.

http://stupiddope.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Breaking-Bad-Art-Project-16.jpeg

BTW its not a woman. She's got a beard.

Rap
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jul, 2014 08:30 am
@raprap,
I call anti-bearded lady prejudice!
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4141/4933123301_49ca7c0b2a_z.jpg
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 02:27 pm
@Setanta,
OMG, you found a real Mona Lisa at a yard sale! I just know it's a genuine Mona Lisa by the way you referred to "the woman" in the painting.

It's a little known fact that Da Vinci painted many Mona Lisas beside the one in the Louvre. He kept painting them and painting them until he got it right. Here's a small sample of some of them that have turned up so far.

http://www.theendearingdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Funny-Mona-Lisa-Parodies-17.jpghttp://viralupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/funny-Mona-Lisa.jpghttp://www.theendearingdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Funny-Mona-Lisa-Parodies-19.jpghttp://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Mona-Lisa-Piece-Of-Art-19.jpg

He refused to allow these other originals to be displayed, or even known about, but more and more have surfaced at yard sales these days. You seem to have been one of the lucky buyers who spotted one. Congrats! You own a genuine original Mona Lisa! I don't have to see it. I am never wrong about these things.




raprap
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2014 10:10 pm
@firefly,
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9kbhdLBfC1qdkv8qo1_500.jpg

http://rs194.pbsrc.com/albums/z259/miner42/IMG_1150.jpg~c200
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