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Not a bad day's work for a guy in his nineties.
This is the kind of goat I'm looking for...
I want to train him to stand on the peak of the middle dormer. That way it will be easier for people to give directions to my house.
Ratzenhofer? Oh sure, just take Hwy. 17 three miles west to Bertleson Creek road, hang a left, go about two miles and look for the house with a mountain goat standing on the middle dormer.
nice work, oldtimer -- you never cease to amaze...
however i fear for the gustav goat; how long'll it be before you're "helping it over the fence"?
Hell! None of you sons of bitches feels like talking? Dang nab it.
Well, I just keep talking away here. I'm pretty wired up -- been smoking a little of that wacky stuff.
heheheheheh
Oh. Hi, Region... didn't mean to yell at you.
I'm going into town to get some whiskey and a goat.
I'll be back.
whatd they do?, DidThe kids finally have you commited to the Shadeyview rest home?. well, just dont stand around the halls pulling your robe up and scaring the old ladies.
Its better this way, the old fool doesnt even know where he is hhalf the time.
Quote:I'm going into town to get some whiskey and a goat.
I'll be back.
uh oh.
whiskey is a natural aphrodisiac to the common swamp goat...
What a coincidence....I was just talking goats with kickycan. He doesn't want mine, so gus can have it. It looks the same as the one in the picture, but has a touch of mange. Wow, gus, that is quite the improvement. I may have gone for just putting a giant wedge underneath one side of the shack. That way, the rainwater would drain off, and you could skateborad inside the house as well. Also, everything would look level to you when drunk or high.
How much that stuff going for round your parts G?
Quote:Also, everything would look level to you when drunk or high.
i hear ya, cav -- in other words, everything would look level to him all the time...
Only ninety? Odd, that doesn't explain this photo, dated 1893.
(Ignore this post. Didn't turn out right)
It's wise you decided to not go with cedar on the roof. Cedar burns like you poured kerosene on it in the event of fire. That kind of roofing has been outlawed in many areas.
PS I like what you're doing with the house. Do you think I could hire you to make my mobile home about three stories taller and put in an elevator?
Gus
Gus, I gotta tell you that your remodeled house looks a lot like Samuel Clemons' house he bought with his Mark Twain books earnings.
Gus, now fess us, did you steal that house and have your goat tow it up the dirt road to replace your charming abode?
BBB
I wanna know how the goat's gunna stay on the roof?
Who's gunna feed him?
Is there good guttering or we'll all be covered in goat pee (or worse!) when we come to the door
Gus, why not build a shed roof over the entire house? It will make it last longer too. It works for covered bridges.
Gus, GUS!!!!!!!! where are you?
Gus is disGUSted. No serious solution. I doubt if the house shown, would support a new roof.
Well, my goodness. There's Olen. Hey, buddy. You'll just have to do til Gus gets here.
Letty, if I replace GUS, I would probably spend all of HIS money building a new house.
