Thu 24 Jul, 2014 03:50 am
Before waking up, I dreamt that Starbucks was selling its brand of beer, BBQ meats, and its very own prescription antidepressant medicine. My only regret was I forgot the very catchy jingle.
I think my brain was trying to feed me some insider trading! So I'm sharing it now with you for the low low commission of 25% few of whatever you buy!
Act now and thank me later!
Thanks God that I won 100,000 Euros tonight in my dreams.
I've spent them all according to your suggestion.
I'll give you the amount of 25% commission in the form of quotas on pigs-halves in the Islamic State.
How do you do, Sir? I represent a large Midwestern firm selling bullsh*t, and i thought perhaps you'd like to see some of the samples i have here in my case.