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90% Approval Ratings For President!

 
 
Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 03:59 am
In recent surveys, the administration scored 90% approval ratings from the following:

9 out of 10 oil conglomerates;

9 out of 10 weapons manufacturers;

9 out of 10 funeral directors;

9 out of 10 torture chamber manufacturers;

9 out of 10 producers of hoods, leg irons, handcuffs and whips;

9 out of 10 former prison guards at Auschwitz;

9 out of 10 liars clubs.

So the news for Bush, Rumsfeld and Chaney is not all bad. Twisted Evil
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 06:53 am
Oh, I thouht you meant 90% within the government, John!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 06:59 am
Wow, I'm amazed those figures didn't make the national news.
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greenumbrella
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 07:02 am
Laughing
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John Webb
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 07:24 am
To be fair, the remaining 10% of former Auschwitz prison guards did claim they thought the descriptions of torture of prisoners in Guantanimo and Iraq were too cruel and inhumane for even them to stomach. Sad
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greenumbrella
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 07:32 am
No mention of the neo-Nazis?
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fairandbalanced
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 08:19 am
That was funny. For a minute there, I thought another Republican was inflating Bush's poll ratings. Laughing
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John Webb
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 02:47 am
Also, manufacturers of chemical light sticks are said to be exceeding fond of the administration. Rolling Eyes
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