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Thu 13 May, 2004 06:48 am
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Just brushing up on my conversational Martian.....in case bush is reelected......
Well at least you know how to find the bathroom and a cold beer.
cavfancier wrote: Well at least you know how to find the bathroom and a cold beer.
I knew you were a cunning linguist.......
Yes, and a fine fella, tio!
I once knew a fine cunning linguist. A talented and enthusiastic cunning linguist to be sure!
Which reminds me: the difference between a band of pygmies and a women's track team?
Well, one is a bunch of cunning runts . . .
I recall being praised once by a lovely teacher's assistant on my fantastic oral presentation.
So that would make the other group a .............gasp!
I am shocked and very disappointed in you, Setanta. Until now you had been my role model.
get down on all fours, put a red bandana around your neck, and come smell dog butts with me, Gus . . .
Quote:I recall being praised once by a lovely teacher's assistant on my fantastic oral presentation.
Is this a recurring fantasy, Cav?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Quote:I recall being praised once by a lovely teacher's assistant on my fantastic oral presentation.
Is this a recurring fantasy, Cav?
No, but I do enjoy watching the video when the wife's away.
"I didn't mind that he was a midget," said Mrs. Kersten, "because he could sneeze in the basket without bending down."
"I didn't mind she was a midget," said Mr. Kersten, "because I could get some 'relaxation' and rest my beer on her head. Thankfully she wasn't a dwarf. They gots ugly heads."
The Naked Gun : "Like a midget at a urinal...I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Hmm...in the interests of political correctness, perhaps it is unfair to characterize Martians as midgets. Mind you, I did see Mars Attacks....
Typical Joe, he's just got to come in and argue about the pronunciation . . .
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