@giujohn,
Depends if you are the person who took a pill - re the funniness.
Ever been having medical anxiety on a Saturday?
There is a backstory for me. I have a "bad eye" with many problems, most resolved but one part of it worse, which is called blepharitis. That is treated in many ways and I'd not had a problem with it, you get used to stuff, over years, crispy eyelid, so it goes.
Bad eye felt funny in the morning. I did the usual remedies, hot compresses to get the lipids moving. In the afternoon I started to worry a little, it was getting puffy. Around six, my eyelid was like a fat pig. And then a fatter pig. At nine or so I gave up and called 911, after which I spent a night in emergency with no sleep and music ongoing (you know the music in Cracker Barrel?)
Somewhere around three in the morning my eye exploded with green glop. I still wasn't seen. I dearly did not want to lose that eye. People all over trying to sleep in the hell room.
Seen later in the morning by a nurse practitioner who misdiagnosed it (she did call ophthalmology, not her fault; I couldn't reach them on Sat.) and told me I had an infection and worried at me about eye hygiene. (I know all that, I was a bacteriologist years earlier).
No, it wasn't an outside infection, I found out later, just the nature of blepharitis and how chalazions can happen.
If you look online though, sometimes this can all go bad, lucky I hadn't looked.
So - I wasn't seen fast since they must have figured it out and everyone in the place was taken before me. But I was not informed re any of that.
I don't like 911 jokes. Give me a while, maybe later.