Despite my hesitations about Kerry, I've never cited 'instances of doucheitude' as the author of the website below does in "Instances of Doucheitude and Why it Doesn't Matter."
However, this is a fun site for skeptics with a serious message conveyed in a series of essays, including: "How F@cked We are Right Now," "How F@cked We will be With 4 More Years of
George W. Bush," "Why This is Not the Time or the Place to Vote for a 3rd Party Candidate" and "Why Every Conservative Should Seriously Consider Voting Democrat this Fall."
Since many of you aren't persuaded that voting for Kerry is the best (and perhaps only) shot at ejecting Bush and saving ourselves and the rest of the world, this might help.
http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/