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Sun 9 May, 2004 04:54 am
And were forced to choose between two bad choices, who would you prefer as the poster girl for your adminstration?
Monica Lewinsky or Lynette England?
Hmm...I wouldn't like either. If a conservative, I would choose Tonya Harding, and plump up her knee bashing incident to include propoganda about how she can inspire our soldiers in Iraq. If a democrat, I would go with Monica, and start a campaign about "give up guns for blowjobs."
John Webb wrote:Surely piles of dog-dirt would be even more appropriate .....
There was a political cartoon in yesterday's local newspaper that had exactly that!
Monica - Clinton's affair with the intern was not cruel or torture. Well maybe it was torturous to some but that was only because Starr made it so.
And although the Special Counsel in the Clinton/Lewinsky affair cost US citizens several million. The torture of Iraqi prisoners and Afganistan prisoners will cost billions and more.
When Monica's weight is down she's quite attractive. Nice face, hair, teeth and girlish in a beguiling sort of way.
I saw a photo of one of the Bush twins dancing recently in Miami. She's quite a skanky looking girl. She's a possibility too.
Quote:When Monica's weight is down she's quite attractive. Nice face, hair, teeth and girlish in a beguiling sort of way.
Kinda early in the day to be tipping the bottle, isn't it, greenumbrella?
I would do Monica before Lynnette, that's for damn sure.
In fact, given the choice between Lynnette or Linda Tripp, I'd have to think it over......
probably I'd just end up with a popeye like right arm.......
I am not into sado-mascho stuff so I'll go with monica.
I always thought Linda Tripp looked like Fred Mertz in drag.
Linda Trip is Fred Mertz in drag, isn't she.
Real beauty, like real ugliness, comes from within. This is Linda Tripp's eternal dilemma.
I always thought Linda Tripp looked like Fred Mertz in drag.
ROFLMAO! Oh my God! That is so funny! I love it!
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