So, like theirs this girl i like. Shes so hot, she could be a cheerleeder, if it wasnt for the buck teeth. She has the most incredible tits!!!!!!!!!! They bounce around when she walks down the halls. Guys stick their fists up under their shirts and follow her, pumping their fists up and down. My sister says she probably doesnt like that and is gonna beat the crap outta them.
So i got my sister to get her number (she just rolled her eyes) and i been sending her texts. I sent my uncle Morris number, hes an ortho . . . one a them guys who fixes teeth. And i sent a text to say how hot she is, and how great her tits are. My sister says girls dont say tits, they say boobies. So i sent her a text to say i am sorry, and told her how great her boobies are. My sister shure rols her eyes a lot. And i sent a text to ask her if she ever heard of a game called hide the sausage.
So yesterday at lunch hour, out on the street, in front of everybody, she was yelling at me saying if i send her any more texts shes gonna beat the crap outta me.
i tink its a definite sign she wants to spent her life making selfies with her you too want to spend the rest of your life with her making selfies all day long. walk up to her and no askin and motorboat her big tattas im shore she will appreziate that alot
Are you sure this girl isn't Equestrian, the kid of uncertain age who stalks construction workers? If it is, you've hit the jackpot.
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Setanta
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Wed 7 May, 2014 02:48 pm
@chai2,
My sister got that for me.
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Walter Hinteler
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Wed 7 May, 2014 03:17 pm
@Setanta,
Better try this, Set:
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Setanta
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Wed 7 May, 2014 03:43 pm
But i don't need no floor washer . . . Mom does that . . .
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Marc Cobain
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Wed 7 May, 2014 04:50 pm
@chai2,
You must be a virgin, grow up, learn to appreciate women FIRST, then be yourself, & they WILL come. Who knows if SHE will, but you'll find someone who has things in common with you, & their looks wont matter too much.
no offense with the first sentance
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Marc Cobain
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Wed 7 May, 2014 04:56 pm
@Setanta,
You'll get more puss than a litter box with this approach, trust me (a complete stranger) ha. Anyway, 37 girls in the last 9 years and I only had sex with 1 women for the last 5 years, which makes 36 in 4 years.
I just "tweaked" my approach a bit and they came a cummin, ha. I had to grow up first though. once again, noo offense, just honesty
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Marc Cobain
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Wed 7 May, 2014 05:00 pm
@Setanta,
I mean, that's if you ever wanna get layed. I get you're joking with the question, or I hope you are at least,
Just some actual advise even though you weren't really asking... I hope
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Setanta
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Wed 7 May, 2014 05:46 pm
Were you born a complete dickhead, or have you had to work at it?
Dude, you're in! She spoke to you in public. She must love you.
Now all you have to do is photoshop her face onto some porn stars and post it to your facebook and talk about her being your girlfriend. Girls LOVE that.
Don't forget to text her lots of really crude suggestions for what she can do for you!
And remember if she doesn't answer the first 100 times you call her that 101 could be the magic number.
You know where she lives, right? It isn't stalking if you really love her.
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