I am moving to Calcutta.

Try Holy Chow! I've heard they're good.

Can I get there by car?

Does yer car have a schnorkel?

I recently discovered it has a mass airflow sensor. Good enough?

Calcutta?

SLOWLY I TURNED...

No but you have a black hole there, despite Gunga's pretense..

Ima gonna move to Caledonia . . .

Caledonia's nice, especially the area East of Sacramento

I was in Sacramento once't . . . but i don't much like Michigonia . . .

There's gotta be at least one burger joint there.

Calcutta has historically been known by several different names. It was laid out in 1810 as West Union.[3] It has also been called Foulkstown, for William Foulks, who built the first brick house there.[4] Next it was known as Nineveh, after the Biblical city of Nineveh. Finally, it was renamed Calcutta, after Kolkata, in India.[3]
Geography[edit]
Calcutta is located at 40°40′56″N 80°34′13″W (40.682271, -80.570204).[5]
According to the United States Census Bureau, the CDP has a total area of 11.8 square miles (31 km2), of which, 11.8 square miles (31 km2) of it is land and 0.04 square miles (0.10 km2) of it (0.17%) is water.
Demographics[edit]
As of the census[2] of 2000, there were 3,491 people, 1,417 households, and 1,025 families residing in the CDP. The population density was 297.1 people per square mile (114.7/km²). There were 1,473 housing units at an average density of 125.4/sq mi (48.4/km²). The racial makeup of the CDP was 98.51% White, 0.17% African American, 0.06% Native American, 0.72% Asian, 0.09% from other races, and 0.46% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.66% of the population.
There were 1,417 households out of which 27.7% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 62.2% were married couples living together, 7.7% had a female householder with no husband present, and 27.6% were non-families. 25.2% of all households were made up of individuals and 14.9% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.38 and the average family size was 2.84.
In the CDP the population was spread out with 20.6% under the age of 18, 5.7% from 18 to 24, 23.7% from 25 to 44, 27.4% from 45 to 64, and 22.6% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 45 years. For every 100 females there were 86.9 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 84.6 males.
The median income for a household in the CDP was $36,194, and the median income for a family was $45,750. Males had a median income of $41,077 versus $21,352 for females. The per capita income for the CDP was $19,536. About 3.0% of families and 8.3% of the population were below the poverty line, including 8.1% of those under age 18 and 9.7% of those age 65 or over.

What's taking you to Ohio?

Frankly, I'm concerned whether you'll be able to locate decent hot sauce and/or BBQ.

Easy peasy. He's from Texas.

It was just a joke. I will be here until they pry my arthritic fingers off of my Lone Star bottle and carry me away.

Not something to joke about. By the way, what do two bedroom apartments go for in Jakarta?

A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand
cockroaches at once."
"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?"
asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I am moving today and my lease says I
must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them..."

Cafe 24
St RT 170, Calcutta, OH, 43920

Tell them Bagwan sent you. That and six bucks'll getcha a third of a pound of of a real roadhouse burgher. Mmmmm-mmmm!

OOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM ..........

CHAVACANO de ZAMBOANGA .


Quetal, American