The self praising platitudes are nauseating

While reading through a few of the threads I noticed that some of the people with what can only be regarded as mincemeat-styled brain function, are in the habit of yammering on about how they are a genius for the most f'ing every day activities.

I began to feel ill and pondered regurgitating; yet, common sense told me that soiling the keyboard and computer screen would be irritating.

Oooh I am so f'ing impressed that Member X has learned how to shut off their tap water completely or that Member ZQU3 now can boast of knowing how a frigging circuit breaker can be switched on and off. (please note, the activities I listed are not taken from actual posts; they merely are similar to the ones which irk)

No, I am not impressed, nor am I impressed by the nimrods who then proceed to give these ninnies praise.

In my life, my moment of genius was the day I figured out once again, a way to differentiate between 'right' and 'left' when my fried brain had short circuited direction out of its rightful spot. (still haven't become certifiable genius because I have yet to figure out what time is) Admittedly it might not seem much; however, I at least had to work towards it.


So, that strange starter rant aside, what constitutes your moment of self proclaimed genius? Or are you just all around beyond genius?