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The self praising platitudes are nauseating

 
 
Sturgis
 
Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 10:31 am
While reading through a few of the threads I noticed that some of the people with what can only be regarded as mincemeat-styled brain function, are in the habit of yammering on about how they are a genius for the most f'ing every day activities.

I began to feel ill and pondered regurgitating; yet, common sense told me that soiling the keyboard and computer screen would be irritating.

Oooh I am so f'ing impressed that Member X has learned how to shut off their tap water completely or that Member ZQU3 now can boast of knowing how a frigging circuit breaker can be switched on and off. (please note, the activities I listed are not taken from actual posts; they merely are similar to the ones which irk)

No, I am not impressed, nor am I impressed by the nimrods who then proceed to give these ninnies praise.

In my life, my moment of genius was the day I figured out once again, a way to differentiate between 'right' and 'left' when my fried brain had short circuited direction out of its rightful spot. (still haven't become certifiable genius because I have yet to figure out what time is) Admittedly it might not seem much; however, I at least had to work towards it.


So, that strange starter rant aside, what constitutes your moment of self proclaimed genius? Or are you just all around beyond genius?
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 10:35 am
I'd suggest less caffeine and more sunlight. Start your garden yet?
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 11:51 am
If it's the truth, then it's not bragging.
roger
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 12:35 pm
@PUNKEY,
Yes it is, and if you can't make it interesting, please keep it to yourself.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 12:59 pm
I learned how to tie my shoes on the same day I learned how to write my name. Talk about multi-talented.
bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Sun 23 Mar, 2014 09:35 pm
@edgarblythe,
Simultaneously? That's really talented.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2014 02:07 pm
platitudes are very tricky animals
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2014 02:11 pm
@farmerman,
They have funny beaks.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Mon 24 Mar, 2014 02:18 pm
Quote:
Sturgis asked: what constitutes your moment of self proclaimed genius? Or are you just all around beyond genius?

Some of us are just born that way mate..Smile

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