: Iraqi blogger Mohammad doesn't want
no stinkin' UNqualifications for the interim head of state of Iraq:
1-He should not be a cleric.
2-He should be at least 84 years old with life expectancy of no more than 90 for his family.
3-Should have no criminal record.
4-He should have at least 2 chronic illnesses (organic) with no possible cure.
5-He should have NO sons.
6-He should not be able to make a speech longer than 15 minutes....
10-He should have no interest in nerve gas, mustard gas, abdominal gas
etc.
11-He should have no experience whatever with guns.
12-He should NOT be a war hero.
13-He should not have a history in using words like conspiracy, historical, mother of all
., the day of days
..etc....
16-The applicant should show documents that prove that he's hated by the majority of Palestinians, Saudis, Egyptians and ARABS in general....
: River is
nya-nyaing about Chalabi being on the outs (after reports that he won't be picked for the next government):
I've been reading articles about Chalabi being (very hopefully) on his way out. I can't believe it took this long for Washington to come to the conclusion that he is completely useless.
: Ays is ready to celebrate
Saddam's birthday