Ah, McTag. Thanks for responding, buddy, and as usual, I love your versifying.
Actually, this poem was what we call a co-op type thing. John, the Brit, started the first line, I added one, then he added one, etc.
As OAK says, it's a challenge to the matter, and a worthy test of chatter that adds grey stuff to the platter and a mind that's getting fatter.