@blueveinedthrobber,
When I lived in WI with my first husband, he was addicted to the Weather Channel.
What a nut case.
It would be February and he'd be glued to the weather scroll bar at the bottom of the screen.
I was like "It's Feb in Wisconsin. I'll tell you what the weather is. It's ******* cold." Then I'd say "oh look, it just changed from -4 to -3 degrees."