Bush vs Hussein: a close race.

Forget who you would vote for between Bush and Kerry; that’s a given. A more difficult question is, who would you vote for between Bush and Sadam Hussein? Both are egoistic, both have wielded tremendous power and abused it, to wit, both have their heads up their respective asses. This would be a tough one, but Hussein would probably get the edge since he has at least partially learned the folly of war while Bush may never learn.

I say lock them both in a room and let them fight it out. After a while the two narcissuses will fall in love and screw each other up the yinyang; they ought to be proficient at that since both have made careers doing just that to citizens.